Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr
1) It’s title says something
2) The pictures provide what the title says
3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera
cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd
So my little brother found my heels and asked if guys wore heels too.
I told him that its not something that guys really do, not those high of heels anyways, and this is what happened.
He thinks he’s the stuff.
And is convinced that guys need cool high heels too
Now he won’t take them off because he said he’s “too sexy” for boy shoes. He is by far the most interesting part of my day almost everyday.
and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michaelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”
And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve
he literally painted adam and steve
woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
this is literally the best post ever
"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
that gif is perfectly looped wtf
when you’re taking a shit at your spanish friend’s 3rd birthday party and you have to check your email
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god