• Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo

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i can nt breath e this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

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zapbird:

this is important

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#best reaction to zombies ever

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• white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
• white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

harryspankme:

if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mum

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